is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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