It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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