We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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