it wasn't lemon gatorade
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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