what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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