Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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