no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Randomize
