Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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