Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
you inspire me to be a worse person
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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