I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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