can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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