So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We need to rekindle our bromance
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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