You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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