problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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