then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
