break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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