This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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