Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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