Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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