I like my sex mixed with concussions.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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