I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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