I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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