They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I didn't notice because vodka
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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