I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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