sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
