Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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