How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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