So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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