I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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