What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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