If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Send help, water and tortillas.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My dick has a subreddit
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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