She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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