He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The beer is more important than you right now.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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