I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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