I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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