Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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