So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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