can u get pink eye on your cock?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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