:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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