But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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