Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
