Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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