can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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