It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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