i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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