She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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