your room smells of hookers.
And success
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He shit in the fireplace
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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