You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize