I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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