And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
