So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We got so high we made milksteak
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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