I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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