yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
A+ Viking dick
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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