There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Your cock deserves a montage
You made out with two different species that night
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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