i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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