You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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