Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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