I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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