I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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