I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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