Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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